I knew it was coming...no surprises here. On the bright side of things I have lots to look forward to now that Barack literally became...."the Chosen One."
-My gas...paid for
-My mortgage...paid for
-My kid's college education...paid for (it's a right you know)
-Quality health care whenever...wherever for EVERYONE (it's also a right)
-World peace...done deal
-Global warming...gonna solve it by golly
-War...so over
Anything that I've ever hoped for or dreamed of is going to come true! Rainbows will shine brighter everyday, puppies will be cuter, lemonade will flow freely from once dried out streams, and everyone will want to just sit and share with each other. So many good unified times are ahead....I can just feel it. If only I could have been in Hyde Park last night with her majesty Oprah and Jessie Jacskon to witness the magic. Or in my humble observation, the scary Jedi mind trick that was cast on thousands of "followers" once again!!
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Jedi mind tricks-what?? How can it be?? I love lemonade and cuter than cute puppies and of course the real winners here are the polar bears--if they want to float on chunks of glacial ice or keep it real on land, everything is awesome now!! It's crazy to know that just like that, all our worries are over, whew!!
-xoxo-Kir
Hear, hear! But I guess we can trudge on ahead and hope and pray we come out at the other end of 4 years without losing our home, job, and sanity!
Wow, you had me at Lemonade! Seriously . . . flowing from streams . . . do you really think that BO would do this for us! I AM SO HAPPY! I think I am in LOVE! All these things just for us. He must be "THE ONE."
We are definitely going to be SOOO OK now that we have a Hoper and Changer as the President. Maybe if we all hope hard enough, we could even possibly pull all the money needed to fund the hope and change OUT OF OUR BUMS! then we wouldn't even have to raise taxes---dang--then it STILL wouldn't be fair, because the rich would STILL probably be able to pull more out.
Jedi Mind trick---Is that what is going on? Chicago is so dripping in love. I thought it was Christmas around here.
So glad my kids can get a free college education. What will I do with all the money we've been saving? I get a free house too? I would have voted for him had I known that!
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