A few more thoughts on Twilight:
Jasper- why so incredibly small and confused all the time? The constant look on his face was pure comedy...I thought it was a scene from SNL.
Jacob-not so much. It was hard to not think "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" the whole time....he definitely wasn't the Jacob in my head.
Rosalie-eeeuw, something just wasn't quite right.
Edward/Bella-their first initial meeting at the lab desk at school was so weird to watch...why all the pained expressions....it seriously looked like they were going to vomit. I quietly laughed to myself as to not offend the masses, I just thought it was so flat out bizarre. PAINfully bizarre.
Now, what are your reviews?