I thoroughly enjoy working out. I also thoroughly enjoy eating, so my working out to eating ratio has to favor a lot of cardio. I've been doing my own routine at home with my treadmill and other stuff for a while now but I was getting bored. I finally took the plunge and joined our humble little fitness center in town to spice things up a bit. Yesterday I did the "muscle flex" class complete with weights, squats, push-ups...the whole shabang..LOVED IT, just what I wanted. Today, I thought I'd try, "cardio challenge" O.k., I'm one of those people who like to be on key when singing- on beat when dancing-I've got rhythm...at least I thought I did.
Lots of nice ladies in very tight pants did the mambo slide, shimmy shimmy shake, rocking horse, and my personal favorite...spank the pony...to perfection as I spun around aimlessly (ON BEAT ) , just not at the right time! GRRRR, so frustrating. I hate not knowing what is going on. I remember on 2 occasions in my life I tried snow skiing. Same thing each time. I'm not retarted, I have balance and control, but when it came time to plop on a pair of skiis...it was a no go. Especially since I was wearing jeans (fantastic mental picture) and once I fell in those puppies, the day was shot. It was however a lovely view from the lodge and the hot cocoa was tasty.
Anyhoo, I'm just saying that I felt like a shmoe, doing the mambo slide with a leg kick to the left while the enitre class mambo/shimmy shaked to the right. The poor lady with the hat on to my left had to have been rolling her eyes ..however, her hat was so low, I don't think she could have even seen my moves..no worries.
Plus, word to the wise: Do not eat "maple and brown suagr" oatmeal before class. I HATE when I smell maple syrup on kids (especially mine) long after the actual eating of pancakes and brushing! So why I thought I could rocking horse, shimmy shake, and spank the pony, for an hour without smelling "maple" on myself is beyond me.